In the beginning, there was a hangover

I might have to go all existential on you here, but do you think they show the Liverpool games in heaven? It all seems a bit final not ever knowing the score again. Of course, there are always days when you get stuck in a lift where your phone doesn't even work, but at least you can come out and find out the score after the claustrophobia is all over with. Kissing the lift technician can lead to a whole host of other problems, and although I'd always encourage random acts of love and kindness, it might be a little bit over the top.